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redmetalandgold: I always love getting questions like these. They make my day. DON’T THINK TONY...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:58:06 -0400

I always love getting questions like these. They make my day.

DON’T THINK TONY AND STEVE HAVE CHEMISTRY? MY FRIEND, YOU HAVE BEEN LEAD ASTRAY.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF PAIN.

MEET COMMANDER STEVEN GRANT ROGERS (Spoiler alert: He’s no longer a Captain. That went to Bucky.)

MEET EX-COMMANDER ANTHONY EDWARD FUCKING STARK

SEE THESE TWO FUCK-TWATS?! THEY’VE RUINED MY GODDAMN LIFE, AND NOW THEY’RE ABOUT TO RUIN YOURS.

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:52:45 -0400

birdsy-purplefishes: illusoryacid: oliviatheelf: I never even...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:50:00 -0400

birdsy-purplefishes:

illusoryacid:

oliviatheelf:

I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!

POOR DUCKS OMG.

I PROMISE TO NEVER EVER FEED YOU BREAD EVER.

Our ducks won’t eat bread. But I guess now I know that’s a good thing.

relapsingtrainwreck: i’ve been waiting for this gifset for...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:13:32 -0400

relapsingtrainwreck:

i’ve been waiting for this gifset for years

marvelandia: Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff From “Secret...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:10:33 -0400

marvelandia:

Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff

From “Secret Avengers vol.#1”

ghdos: lulz-time: It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:22:24 -0400

ghdos:

lulz-time:

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand

alcohol or lighter fluid

sugar

Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.

Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.

Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.

Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.

Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

BRUH.

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:34:47 -0400

landofloveandlies: thetinkertoyboy: raetherandom: BIkers...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:13:10 -0400

landofloveandlies:

thetinkertoyboy:

raetherandom:

BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again

“A biker’s power and intimidating image can even the playing field for a little kid who has been hurt. If the man who hurt this little girl calls or drives by, or even if she is just scared, another nightmare, the bikers will ride over and stand guard all night.

If she is afraid to go to school, they will take her and watch until she’s safely inside.

And if she has to testify against her abuser in court, they will go, too, walking with her to the witness stand and taking over the first row of seats.”

During one such testimony, a little boy sat on the stand, testifying against his abusive father, who sat less than 10 feet away.

“Why didn’t you say anything before now?” Asked the prosecutor.

“I was scared.” The little boy replied, honestly.

“Why aren’t you scared now, what changed?” The prosecutor watched the little boy closely as he pointed to the front row of seats in the court room.

“Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

shit like this makes me have faith in humanity again.

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:46:34 -0400

me attracting the opposite sex

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:47:29 -0400

me attracting the opposite sex

littleblueartist: poor Steve

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:54:48 -0400

littleblueartist:

poor Steve

blasianxbri: deadpoet-society: Lol the top right...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:25:29 -0400

blasianxbri:

deadpoet-society:

Lol the top right though

lmfao. fuck that ^^ all of them.

Submission #2379

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 21:06:39 -0400

obi-wan-i-dont-even-kenobi:

theavengersheadcanons:

Ever since waking up in the present, Steve has gotten a dozen people into bed by claiming he was a virgin. In his defense, it was true the first time, and it worked out very well.

Submitted by anon

This is probably the worst thing I’ve ever read. And that’s saying a lot.

drillbot: YELLS

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:26:34 -0400

drillbot:

YELLS

i-love-destiel-5-ever: holy crap that is the best fake 3D...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:25:04 -0400

i-love-destiel-5-ever:

holy crap that is the best fake 3D gif set I ever saw

not-blonde: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:27:48 -0400

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

The World’s Quietest Room Scientists at Minneapolis’ Orfield...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:21:15 -0400

The World’s Quietest Room

Scientists at Minneapolis’ Orfield Labs created their own soundless room, an anechoic chamber. Their studies have found that when putting subjects within the chamber, they begin to hallucinate within 30 minutes.

With an average quiet room having a sound level of 30 decibels, the anechoic chamber’s sound level is -9 decibels. The ceiling, floor, and walls of the chamber absorb sound rather than have it bounce off as normal objects do. The chamber is so quiet that the subjectscan even hear their own organs functioning.

Although extremely interesting, the experience is rather unpleasant. Not one subject has spent more than 45 minutes in the chamber alone.

Leaving a person to only their thoughts, the chamber could drive them insane.

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 19:17:52 -0400

facts-i-just-made-up: Fun things you never knew when you were...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:39:28 -0400

facts-i-just-made-up:

Fun things you never knew when you were growing up-

NES systems had built in televisions. “We felt it was one of the most important aspects of the console,” said system creator and company founder David Rosen, “But nobody ever tried opening them and despite numerous diagrams in Nintendo Power, word just never got out”.

mongezeas: g0kudera: sarahdesdemona: ninth-level-of-awesome: ...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:09:49 -0400

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge